My favorite newsgroup of this ilk was alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

Wait, how is it supposed to be pronounced?

Holy shit - he’s one of those lunatics that thinks Bernie Sanders is a corrupt politician committing crimes!

If I see one more mouthbreather rant about a guy with multiple published books owning more than one house as if that’s a smoking gun, I’m going to go postal!

Coward.

Funny, that’s what I was thinking as I blocked your spammy ass!

That’s enough for me to stop freaking out and screeching that the sky is falling.

They claim to have no intention of taking those away from us!

age/sex/location

“Anthropogenic Runaway Global Heating”

Wow, that’s fucking genius! Going to have to remember to use that myself going forward.

Is this really a showerthought?

I honestly feel like people who hate that song are the outliers.

My town banned landscaping companies from using them, but enforcement is non-existent. More often than not, the person operating it doesn’t speak English, so I can’t even explain why I would like them to stop.

I think you forgot the /s

Or, you’re an insufferable twat I’m relieved not to know.

*intelligence

I like the cut of your jib!

What did you end up getting, if you don’t mind answering? I’m about to be in the market for a new phone myself.

Same here! I’m a lot more comfortable operating a guillotine rather than a gas-chamber.

I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!

Respect isn’t earned by counting rotations around the sun. I’m also 51, so - in your worldview - I deserve just as much respect as you? Fuck right off with your nonsense!