I asked chatgpt (because this shitpost needs more AI), and it said:

So while their names are different, the core AI technology is the same! It’s like having two different brands (say, Ford and Tesla) both using electric motors—the motor is the same technology, just in different vehicles.

But comparing suicidal cars to a Ford is total baloney, so ChatGPT is full of shit.

It’s been an honour to waste your time and 72L of water to get the AI to shitpost.

I’m gonna Kum ba yah so hard, you won’t be able to stop me!

ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

It’s not a war crime, it was a warning bomb.

Fucking genocidal assholes

The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

Yes, yes they do

The APIs used by TurboTax? Unlikely

Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

Don’t forget this small sector called government. Loads of Cobol there.

From what I’ve seen as a gen-z/millennial aged outgoing person: older gen-z still drinks quite a lot, younger ones (17-22) drink less but use significantly more drugs.

But that’s just my two cents. Drugs do seem to have normalised a significant amount. Most nightlife people are clearly using coke, mdma or designer stuff, which used to be more subtle.

I do like setting things up.

Then I realise I need to fuck around with DNS to get it working nicely.

The movie is a jab against that idea.

as [Paul Verhoeven, the director] states in the film’s DVD commentary, the central takeaway message of Starship Troopers is that “War makes fascists of us all.”
– Owen Morawitz on medium.com

But how else am I to verify my trust? I trust GitHub!

/s

In case of phones, there’s less of a myriad of operating systems and libraries.

A typical Android app is (eventually) Java with some bundled dependencies and ties in to known system endpoints (for stuff like notifications and rendering graphics).

For windows these installers are usually responsible for getting the dependencies. Which is why some installers are enormous (and most installers of that size are web installers, so it looks smaller).

Docker is more aimed at developers and server deployment, you don’t usually use docker for desktop applications. This is the area where you want to skip inconsistencies between environments, especially if these are hard to debug.

Yes, apt-get update is, to the best of my knowledge, functionally identical to apt update.

I think “Danger” might be putting it lightly…

If I’m to understand [email protected] correctly, it’s something that’s:

Extremely hazardous,
non flamable, Extremely unstable, Reactive to water

And if ox means oxidising, reacts to exposure to oxigen.

I thought Lithium, but that catches fire and this is non-flammable.

I haven’t a clue what this could be, but now I’m curious.

I’ve added some of those. Actually sharing can just be a link to the publish URL for Facebook. Not in any way different from a normal link to other websites.

The share button usually just uses the Share API, which is handled by your browser.

But yes, you can use the Facebook and Twitter javascript api to add additional tracking and “a more fluent experience”, but it’s usually easier to not do that.

So that’s what those docks are for!?