paramedics were loading me into the ambulance recently and I said, “you guys are a bunch of jokers; I’m fine.”
they did not let me have my phone.
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now it’s gay
a lot to unpack here
2·11 hours agoyeah avacado toast isn’t even good for you. better off with potatos
ha. haven’t heard that one.
yes, bc they are bring the mammoth back
The band TOOL literally never did any interviews before (or after) the internet.
Worked well for them.
but that’s a lie bc op obviously does mastodon
how innocent, how naive.
30·1 day agoDO NOT do this to the Lt. Commander
that’s gay, it obviously means cigarettes
6·1 day ago- likelihood
- is it impossible?
- can you imagine it happening, or not?
obv die